Our Friendship

Today I got pissed off... And I'm not friends with that kid Billy anymore! Nope, not friends with you no more Billy Gates.

I add my buddy on Xbox Live, try to invite him to my party, a private chat, a game lobby, my mansion - everything! Nothing works? Network Problems? Go to hell!

You Billy, you're not a good boy. I hope Santa clogs your chimney with explosives, so when you light your fireplace on a cold Californian winter night - the end, the world blows up and we start again from the wheel. I wouldn't have to restart the rotation of my wheel for it to work properly now would I mister Windows? When I graduate from University and you come to hire me and bring me to Redmond, I will sabotage your terrorist operations!